Blue Cock Special Gone Wild!
Visual Transcript
White text on black screen: Oct 3rd, 12:00 CST transitions to a video of five men on our planning committee spotting the enormous blue cock sculpture and going completely bonkers. They dash after it like kids chasing an ice cream truck, swarming around until the bird wobbles, jiggles, and topples over in a ridiculous crash, then transitions to black screen with white text: Blue Cock Special Gone Wild! $169.69 (no subtitles and sounds at all).